OK, I'm the typical grocery shopper in the family. Sometimes the spouse joins in the fun, but I'm always the gather of last resort and it's usually an early Sunday morning experience after a tour of the local big box hardware stores. Hardware purchases are for the "home" and don't require spousal approval. So, the weather is finally getting a bit nicer here in my little bit of the middle of nowhere and folks are out and about without the heavy winter coats. A light jacket, a fleece or a good sweatshirt now adequate. In any event, with the coming of Spring, we now facing the sad reality of stationary winter lifestyles and the current women's fashion in jeans. Now, I'm sure that in some places, men can wear Speedo swim suits and women can wear the current low rise jeans without looking completely ridiculous. Unfortunately, I don't live in those places and I certainly couldn't wear a Speedo without making a complete fool of myself. I just wish the folks of the opposite gender at the grocery store could make the same leap of logic. Plumbers butt is a good look for a very small number of people. If you're sober, the number is pretty much zero. In general, avoiding plumbers butt is probably a good fashion rule for 99.5% of the male and female population. And, your mom was right..........wear clean underwear, or at least some underwear. Especially when you're buckling the toddlers into the car seats. The rest of us of have things to do other than wondering why you choose not to wear underwear on the run to the grocery store with the kids while sporting the plumbers butt look. What could they have been thinking??? What?? Is this why people carry cell phones with cameras? OK..........now I can go back to cleaning the floor mats from my wife's car.
If I was at Walmart, I would have expected to see what I saw. Instead I was in the bosom of the upper middle class........X3's and Lexus SUV's everywhere. Underwear ladies...............just wear it.
I'm not TRYING to defend, but maybe she was just really preoccupied with her kids and just forgot to put undies on. Who knows - yeah...right. You should have went over and said "Hey, sweetheart, it's called a belt".
In the legal world, I think that would constitute assault on my part. At times like this, it's helpful to have someone like CRKreiger nearby and on retainer
What........the Unicorns? I'm sure their droppings are the color of the rainbow and they smell like roses.
I think you should've just strolled past singing this classic.... loudly emphasizing "pants" and "ground" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0a12geN3Q
Funny enough, my Mr. Bee has that pants on the ground audio clip as his ringtone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxsfEio0L8Y This came to my mind, honestly.
Just to solve everybodies curiosity, this sums it up. Sexy Girls don't wear underware. (You can thank me later) http://youtu.be/VGvBA-BIywQ
But, "leggings as pants" are just fine... unless they're too small, apparently... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWeYH3KPHkw @ 2:24: "...it's just stupid... obviously. Don't wear that... 'cause you look like an idiot." (made complete by the you-obviously-look-like-an-idiot-DUH - face-expression right afterwards...)
Nikki, she say: Don't you HAVE an edit function, or are you just trying to maintain that Sackalina stereotype?
Hmpf. If I recall, SOMEBODY once told me "know who you are and what you represent." I guess I've found my persona, Miss Kackalina
What is a Sackalina and why did I ever start this thread?? BTW - "Sacculina is a genus of barnacles that is a parasitic castrator of crabs." How's that for a profession?
"Sackalina" - A female that has little to no formal education, lives in South Carolina and pretends to be a bunch of things she's not. Or...Just somebody that would do this to a perfectly good One Series:
A wax job and some black wheels?? I've seen worse in So. Carolina. ....... What about the place with the giant Peach Butt?
