OK, I'm the typical grocery shopper in the family. Sometimes the spouse joins in the fun, but I'm always the gather of last resort and it's usually an early Sunday morning experience after a tour of the local big box hardware stores. Hardware purchases are for the "home" and don't require spousal approval. So, the weather is finally getting a bit nicer here in my little bit of the middle of nowhere and folks are out and about without the heavy winter coats. A light jacket, a fleece or a good sweatshirt now adequate. In any event, with the coming of Spring, we now facing the sad reality of stationary winter lifestyles and the current women's fashion in jeans. Now, I'm sure that in some places, men can wear Speedo swim suits and women can wear the current low rise jeans without looking completely ridiculous. Unfortunately, I don't live in those places and I certainly couldn't wear a Speedo without making a complete fool of myself. I just wish the folks of the opposite gender at the grocery store could make the same leap of logic. Plumbers butt is a good look for a very small number of people. If you're sober, the number is pretty much zero. In general, avoiding plumbers butt is probably a good fashion rule for 99.5% of the male and female population. And, your mom was right..........wear clean underwear, or at least some underwear. Especially when you're buckling the toddlers into the car seats. The rest of us of have things to do other than wondering why you choose not to wear underwear on the run to the grocery store with the kids while sporting the plumbers butt look. What could they have been thinking??? What?? Is this why people carry cell phones with cameras? OK..........now I can go back to cleaning the floor mats from my wife's car.