Women............what are you thinking????

"If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish,
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!"

Those pork chops in the grocery store meat case with the barbeque sauce.......................They look so pretty.......

What's that old saying about putting lipstick on a pig?

Day old bread, week old meat, what's the difference? You just need more spices or beer.

I'd say anything is better with bacon....

or dubstep.

Nope. Still got the open bite I've always had.

I'll defer any comments on dance music to Satch.......he's the trendy type.