At least it agrees with me, unlike that week old piece of pizza that I found in the fridge and ate - - budumchhh - - as far as the Tard, it sits happily outside, waiting to go on a high speed adventure to the job site to watch some mulch get spread.
In your day job, ever hear of a product called Techni-soil? It's designed to be applied to crushed stone & form a hard surface for paths or drive ways. It's made by a company called Dimex, be interested if you ever came across it at the nursery.