"In a moo-ve of udder brilliance, the Bavarians have once again taken the bull by the horns and put its rivals out to pasture by hoofing to market it's moo-est feature, the Bovine Meat Warmer, destined forheifermore to be acronymically known simply as "BMW". Apparently intending not to be outdone by calf, it has been herd that U.S. domestic cowmpetitor, Cattleac, is ruminating over a similar cowncept, and is hoping to horn-in. Cowever, BMW's system is the veal deal, cowsting less moo-la than the others, allowing BMW to milk this cash cow for all it's worth. Even if you feel you have a beef with the Bavarians, make no mi-steak, the timing cudn't be better - if you're desirous of the best of bovine-friendly bimmeria, don't wait for the stampede, cow's the time! And that's no bull!"