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Hey everyone! Check it out! It's a cartoon of me and Satch

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by bcweir, Jan 7, 2011.

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    bcweir

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    Satch is the guy in the blue shirt. :D In the cartoon. Satch (Jon) is worried about my next post.:eek:

    Thank you, Jim Davis, for Garfield.
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    granthr

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    Really BC is this how you want to play.

    M3Driver guest

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    Uhhhh....ok....(I guess..)
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    bcweir

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    Some of you people could use a 'sense of humor' implant.

    Can we be a little less "stuffy," people?

    I've seen more personality in cemeteries. :D
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    bcweir

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    That's fine, CR, but....

    ..do I need to take the drugs BEFORE or AFTER viewing the cartoon to get it? :D

    M3Driver guest

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    I gotta great sense of humor; got it in bulk at COSTCO. Want to hear a good bar joke?
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    bcweir

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    As long as it doesn't require I consume alcohol in the same quantity

    :D

    Fire away.

    M3Driver guest

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    And Awaaaay We Go....

    A man traveling on business, walks into a local bar, sits down and asks the bartender for a shot of 25 year old scotch.

    The bartender looking to have a little fun, and make a few extra dollars, pours the guy a shot of bar brand scotch.

    The businessman taking his first sip, realizes this is not what he ordered, calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, do you remember what I ordered".

    "Why certainly sir", says the bartender, "You wanted a shot of 25 year old scotch".

    "That is correct", replies the customer. "The scotch you served, can't be more than 2 years old".

    The bartender apologies, and goes off to correct his mistake. A little upset for being caught, the bartender again tries to fool his customer, by pouring him a shot of 12 year old scotch.

    After his first taste of the scotch, he immediately again knew, this was not the beverage of his choice.

    So once again, he calls over the bartender, to verify his drink order. "Bartender, can you tell me again what I ordered".

    "Yes sir, you ordered a shot of my 25 year old scotch".

    "Again that is correct". But unfortunately, the scotch you served is not more than 12 years old".

    At this point he bartender is impressed, and realizes the guy is a true connoisseur of scotch whiskey, and goes off to get his 25 year old scotch.

    With savoring only a few drops, the man knew he finally got what he ordered, and comments to the bartender, "Now this is, 25 year old scotch".

    The local drunk who witnessed everything, turns to the businessman and says, "Hey buddy, try this drink.

    The traveler not wanting any trouble, takes the glass from the drunk, and gives a taste. Immediately, the guy spits it out, and screams, "My god, this is urine".

    "Thats right", says the drunk, "But How Old am I?"
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    bcweir

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    Well, if gross-out humor was measured on a scale of 1 to 10..

    ... that one, um definitely pegs it at 11.

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