The author has deleted this thread due to hijacking by unrelated subject matter (hint - this was never a "maintenance" or "oil change" thread, and as a result, discourse on OT subject matter completely trampled the thread's original tongue-in-cheek subject. To hijack a member's thread with unrelated subject matter while the appropriate thread for that subject matter remains open and unlocked elsewhere is enormously disrespectful. I thought it best to close the thread before it got any worse. Apologies for the inconvenience.