"In a moo-ve of udder brilliance, the Bavarians have once again taken the bull by the horns and put its rivals out to pasture by hoofing to market it's moo-est feature, the Bovine Meat Warmer, destined forheifermore to be acronymically known simply as "BMW". Apparently intending not to be outdone by calf, it has been herd that U.S. domestic cowmpetitor, Cattleac, is ruminating over a similar cowncept, and is hoping to horn-in. Cowever, BMW's system is the veal deal, cowsting less moo-la than the others, allowing BMW to milk this cash cow for all it's worth. Even if you feel you have a beef with the Bavarians, make no mi-steak, the timing cudn't be better - if you're desirous of the best of bovine-friendly bimmeria, don't wait for the stampede, cow's the time! And that's no bull!"
Jerry's first question that came to mind after stepping off the tour bus was "Hey, what kinda cow-town is this, anyway?"
Sometimes I wonder why I still have a job here. :-D I'm hosting a fairy gardening seminar tomorrow, seeing as how I am not the "fairy" type, I decided to make my display with cows and cars.
lol That's not a BMW! Right-hand drive though... a Brit Ford? Wait... no.... horrors! Not.... a model of the 1's replacment?!?!? If so, I'm.... cowed. I mean, you know, we all thought you were gonna drive yours 'til the cows came home. I see you opted to stand your cow on the back and not on the... cowl. Uh.... should we even ask what fairy gardening is?
If I were you, I'd stay as far away from "Fairy Gardening". http://www.spnursery.com/fairy-gardens-all-the-rage/ I have to take detailed photos and such at the class tomorrow to use in a piece for Garden Center Mag...we'll see how it goes. I'm still trying to figure out how I can feign interest in something so ridiculous. The concept is that you want to channel your creativity and interests into a miniature garden. Somewhat of a dollhouse from grown-ups. Have I mentioned I think it's assinine? Either way, it's the big trend and I want the business to make money, so it looks like I'll be donning my Fairy wings and building a little race track for my matchbox. I selected a Prius - it seemed to fit the Fairy Garden mentality. With any luck I'll be able to sell it for $8 and make a $7 profit on it. I'll let you know how that goes.
No no, you've got it all wrong. It was meant to be a compliment. I bet you laugh like a maniac when you go to the gas station at all the poor saps like me that get 24 mpg.
