Merry. . . something. . . As I was once given the kibosh for a December cover that implied a certain holiday---hey, I thought the notion of a 335i coupe in Santa's sack was acceptable, but what did I know?!---I guess I'm going to have to wish everybody an Enjoyable Season of Whatever.
In that spirit, Satch, I'll extend right back to you an Enjoyable Season of...Merry Christmas! and raise you a Happy New Year! ...and wish the same to everyone else as well.
How about Happy Birthday? You see, my birthday is on Dec 25th. And this year I turn 60 I don't feel 60 - I'm learning air 360's on my snowboard! But you're all welcome to use birthday wishes to me for a stand-in.
Merry Christmas to you all. (I looked at my calendar. It says "Christmas". Sorry, Floyd, it didn't mention you, but I penciled it in.)