I don't know what bad person told you those entities didn't exist (they thought, they are real), but they do. Ask my boy. FIDO, and smile, I always say.
Because that was the instruction in the rallye route book. @M3Driver: That was a favorite Peanuts strip of mine, too.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
Great motto. Used to say that on more than few occasions back in the early nineties when were freezing our butts off in Hohenfels (like we even had a choice ). The coldest I think I have ever been in my life, BTW....
Ahem Guy walks into his local bar and says, "How ya doin'?" Bartender replies, "Doin' fine. Hey, who was that lady I saw youse outwit the other night?"
That Chikin Thang........ In my neck of the woods............To prove to the possum that it's possible