Merry Christmas everyone! If you happen to be celebrating Christmas... Happy Kwanzaa, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Chanukkah, if you happen to be celebrating that... Merry Mithras, if you happen to be celebrating that... Jolly Ramadan, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a super Saturnalia, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a jolly Juvenalia, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Alban Arthuan, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Rohatsu, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Soyal, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a Yummy Yule, if you happen to be celebrating that... (you know yule have a great time!) Have a lovely Long Night, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Amaterasu, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a brilliant Beiwe, if you happen to be celebrating that... Hope your Brumalia is brilliant, if you happen to be celebrating that... Jolly Jul, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Коледа, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Karácsonyi, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a dynamic Deuorius Riuri, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Deygān & Maidyarem, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Dōngzhi or Tōji if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a great Goru if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy early Hogmanay, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Inti Raymi, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a jolly Junkanoo, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a dynamite Dzon'ku 'Nu, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a jumpin' John Canoe, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Karachun, Koleda, Sviatki, or Dazh Boh, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a lovely Lenaea, if you happen to be celebrating that... (males might be well advised to skip attending this one...) Have a lovely Lucia Night, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Makara Sankranti, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Maruaroa o Takurua, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Meán Geimhridh or Grianstad an Gheimhridh, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a great Mummer's Day, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Wren day, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a joyful Midvinterblot, if you happen to be celebrating that... Merry Midwinter, if you happen to be celebrating that... particularly to those of you in the Antarctic research stations... Happy Modranicht, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a perfect Perchta, if you happen to be celebrating that... Hope you have a roiling-good Rozhanitsa, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Shab-e Chelleh or Yaldā, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a super Sanghamitta, if you happen to be celebrating that... Merry Kronia, if you happen to be celebrating that... Jolly Şeva Zistanê, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Sol Invictus, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a super Soyalangwul, if you happen to be celebrating that... Have a wonderful Wayeb, if you happen to be celebrating that... Merry We Tripantu, if you happen to be celebrating that... Hope your Zagmuk is zippy, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Sacaea, if you happen to be celebrating that... Merry Ziemassvētki, if you happen to be celebrating that... Hope your Human Light is happy, if you happen to be celebrating that... Merry Burning of the Clocks, if you happen to be celebrating that... Happy Halcyon Days, if you happen to be celebrating that.... Jolly Thai Pongal, if you happen to be celebrating that...
... and to you also! Please don't forget Festivus for the rest of us - bring on the festivus pole and the airing of grievances. Thank you for the wonderful holiday message.
Ah.... young whippa-snappa! He that is born _too late_ is not doomed to perpetual unawareness of the now-classic bits of the popular-culture lexicon due to modern technologies like that of the you-tube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7-jcsB_WQ
Frank Costanza: Now, it's time for the feats of strength. George, until you can pin me, Festivus is not over. Let's RUMBLE!! George's Mom: C'mon Georgie...wrestle your father!! Wow...I gotta get out more...
Seasonally appropriate to revive this, hope ya'll can forgive the bump - I hope everyone is having the bestest of any of the aforementioned that they may be celebrating at this time!
